Girls should come with a carfax report
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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