if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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