I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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