i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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