I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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