Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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