you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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