Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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