We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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