Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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