He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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