STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
we're so committed to being not committed
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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