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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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