You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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