We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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