is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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