matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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