belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Congratulations! We have a period
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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