there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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