tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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