he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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