dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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