okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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