Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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