Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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