wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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