Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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