Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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