is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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