the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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