I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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