I don't think brook has ever known best
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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