My hand turned me down
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
it glows. i had to have it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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