people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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