you win again, gameday.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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