yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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