I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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