who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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