As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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