Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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