I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
