Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
A+ Viking dick
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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