Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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