in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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