You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i believe in u and ur pee
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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