what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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