I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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