Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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