My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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