What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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