How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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